YouTube Censored by Labour

Who Farted?

According to the Times, Brown’s internet management team, or whatever the Labour morons call themselves, are so sensitive to criticism they’re disabling viewer comments.

For myself it’s not so much that they’re telling potential voters to shut-tf-up – that’s fairly common practice with UK political party tube channels – it’s their wonderfully dumb spin on their whole, utterly shambolic New Media ‘strategy’. For example, from the article:

“We have changed our approach. It is right that the PM gets his message across new channels and engages with the public in ways that suit them, in addition to using traditional outlets.”

Priceless. As Paul Staines is quoted as saying in the same article:

“They put a load of pictures of him up on Flickr [and] every Friday morning I scan through the photos on there and find the most stupid one I can. You can just use it to make him look like even more of an idiot.”

Well, that sounds like fun. We should all be having a go…

So, they’ve changed their approach all right: make Brown look as weird as possible as often as possible through every internet outlet in existence, alienate the viewers and then watch him crash ever lower in the polls. I think this must be that part of Labour political canvassing theory called the ‘kamikaze technique’. Someone should tell them Please, no one tell them it didn’t work for Tojo – and it isn’t working for Broon.

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YouTube Censored by Labour

Who Farted?

According to the Times, Brown’s internet management team, or whatever the Labour morons call themselves, are so sensitive to criticism they’re disabling viewer comments.

For myself it’s not so much that they’re telling potential voters to shut-tf-up – that’s fairly common practice with UK political party tube channels – it’s their wonderfully dumb spin on their whole, utterly shambolic New Media ‘strategy’. For example, from the article:

“We have changed our approach. It is right that the PM gets his message across new channels and engages with the public in ways that suit them, in addition to using traditional outlets.”

Priceless. As Paul Staines is quoted as saying in the same article:

“They put a load of pictures of him up on Flickr [and] every Friday morning I scan through the photos on there and find the most stupid one I can. You can just use it to make him look like even more of an idiot.”

Well, that sounds like fun. We should all be having a go…

So, they’ve changed their approach all right: make Brown look as weird as possible as often as possible through every internet outlet in existence, alienate the viewers and then watch him crash ever lower in the polls. I think this must be that part of Labour political canvassing theory called the ‘kamikaze technique’. Someone should tell them Please, no one tell them it didn’t work for Tojo – and it isn’t working for Broon.

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Clarke Beasting

Big Beast; Old Bruiser

Clarke is beasting beasted Labour in the BBC Parliament Live Budget Debate.

His counterfactual “what would have happened if I had still been in charge after ’97” was devastating.

They shouldn’t have made him angry!

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Clarke Beasting

Big Beast; Old Bruiser

Clarke is beasting beasted Labour in the BBC Parliament Live Budget Debate.

His counterfactual “what would have happened if I had still been in charge after ’97” was devastating.

They shouldn’t have made him angry!

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French Cricket

Cricket: French

Whatever next! Having played the game virtually all my natural (apart from when I was a Yank-kid) I know that cricket’s played in the strangest places. My uncle played for Staten Island CC (NYC Staten Island), of all things, for example.

Cricket is known to be played in Germany (armed forces – there’s a lot of clubs, too). Cricket’s played on the decks of ships, on ice floes and from Patagonia to Japan. It’s even played in New Zealand.

And yours truly, on a tour to the North East, crossed Hadrian’s Wall (with some trepidation) and played in the most bizarre match ever somewhere called “Jedforest” (I thought it was “Jed’s forest” and wondered who Jed was). ‘Tea’ was great lumps of meat on huge skewers and cans of McKewans nats’ piss. It was one of the few times a decent hot brew would have gone down a treat – it was bloody freezing. I know there are some solid old clubs in Scotland’s two large cities, but once you’re in the wilderness…they wear kilts! While they’re bowling!! Not a pretty sight.

And now I hear from the Smellygraph that it’s played in that most hostile of cricketing environments: France. I still haven’t got over the time Jacques Chirac in 2002 claimed cricket was invented there .

As the Beeb said at the time:

Only the French would have the gall to try and steal the most quintessentially English of sports.

“…French would have the gall…” indeed. Ho ho. Ah, the Beeb. So witty and yet so bad.

I love French translations of the laws of cricket (see above). In English, ways of getting out are described by apt language that’s to-the-point, pithy and never gratuitous or melodramatic. “Bowled”, “run out”, “caught behind”. Even “retired hurt” – unpleasant, but, you know, you’ll get over it.

In French, manners of dismissal read like some sort of existential catastrophe. For example, the unfortunate ‘hit wicket’ in French becomes the rather chilling ‘Autodestruction’, which sounds not so much unfortunate as permanent and distinctly fatal.

If there ever is (another) test match between France and England, it would be as much a socio-linguistic battle of philosophical ennui as it would be a sporting one. I think the French are just too damn serious for a game that can last for what sometimes can feel like a lifetime. They’d never make it to five days without committing ‘autodestruction’.

(Bit like England in Jamaica this winter, actually, when you think about it.)

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French Cricket

Cricket: French

Whatever next! Having played the game virtually all my natural (apart from when I was a Yank-kid) I know that cricket’s played in the strangest places. My uncle played for Staten Island CC (NYC Staten Island), of all things, for example.

Cricket is known to be played in Germany (armed forces – there’s a lot of clubs, too). Cricket’s played on the decks of ships, on ice floes and from Patagonia to Japan. It’s even played in New Zealand.

And yours truly, on a tour to the North East, crossed Hadrian’s Wall (with some trepidation) and played in the most bizarre match ever somewhere called “Jedforest” (I thought it was “Jed’s forest” and wondered who Jed was). ‘Tea’ was great lumps of meat on huge skewers and cans of McKewans nats’ piss. It was one of the few times a decent hot brew would have gone down a treat – it was bloody freezing. I know there are some solid old clubs in Scotland’s two large cities, but once you’re in the wilderness…they wear kilts! While they’re bowling!! Not a pretty sight.

And now I hear from the Smellygraph that it’s played in that most hostile of cricketing environments: France. I still haven’t got over the time Jacques Chirac in 2002 claimed cricket was invented there .

As the Beeb said at the time:

Only the French would have the gall to try and steal the most quintessentially English of sports.

“…French would have the gall…” indeed. Ho ho. Ah, the Beeb. So witty and yet so bad.

I love French translations of the laws of cricket (see above). In English, ways of getting out are described by apt language that’s to-the-point, pithy and never gratuitous or melodramatic. “Bowled”, “run out”, “caught behind”. Even “retired hurt” – unpleasant, but, you know, you’ll get over it.

In French, manners of dismissal read like some sort of existential catastrophe. For example, the unfortunate ‘hit wicket’ in French becomes the rather chilling ‘Autodestruction’, which sounds not so much unfortunate as permanent and distinctly fatal.

If there ever is (another) test match between France and England, it would be as much a socio-linguistic battle of philosophical ennui as it would be a sporting one. I think the French are just too damn serious for a game that can last for what sometimes can feel like a lifetime. They’d never make it to five days without committing ‘autodestruction’.

(Bit like England in Jamaica this winter, actually, when you think about it.)

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Dan Hannan At His Best

Brilliant.

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Dan Hannan At His Best

Brilliant.

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